Todd’s Crabby Dirt 9.75 oz.




It’s Us Or Them If those crabs were twenty feet tall, people would BEG you to eat them. But show a little foresight and take ‘em out when they’re normal sized, and what do you get? Lectures! Ah, well, you didn’t do it for the glory. You knew when you started this it would be a buffet of sadness and honor. Delicious, delicious honor. And nothing adds to honor like a little bit of dirt. The Todd’s Dirt Seasoning is a special seasoning, designed to bring that Chesapeake Bay style right to your mouth. It’ll bring a little more flavor to your crab or fish, but also works on steaks, french fries, or even popcorn. Who knows how big those kernels could get if left unattended? Nobody does! It’s never been tested! For all we know, your belly is saving the planet each and every day. But you don’t expect parades or anything. That’s just the kind of person you are. Watch out, evil crabs. Your days are numbered. Warranty: None, it’s dirt Features: • A unique gourmet Chesapeake Bay style seasoning made with 20 spices • 100% all natural • No MSG, Gluten or any other junk • Todd’s own special variation on the Chesapeake Bay Seasonings from the past mixed with the THE ORIGINAL Todd’s DIRT • Great on fish, crabs, shrimp, scallops or in your favorite crab cake recipe • Seasons Chicken, chili, BBQ, steaks, popcorn, french fries or in a Bloody DIRTY Mary.

Additional information

Weight12 oz
Dimensions2 × 2 × 6 in